The 12 Days of Secure Christmas: A Holiday Safety Anthem

🎵 On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
A top-rated home security system! 🎵

🎵 On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Two Pepper Sprays,
And a top-rated home security system! 🎵

🎵 On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Three Stun Guns,
Two Pepper Sprays,
And a top-rated home security system! 🎵

🎵 On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Four Door Jammers,
Three Stun Guns,
Two Pepper Sprays,
And a top-rated home security system! 🎵

🎵 On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Five Tactical Pens!
Four Door Jammers,
Three Stun Guns,
Two Pepper Sprays,
And a top-rated home security system! 🎵

🎵 On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Six Personal Alarms,
Five Tactical Pens!
Four Door Jammers,
Three Stun Guns,
Two Pepper Sprays,
And a top-rated home security system! 🎵

🎵 On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Seven Dash Cams Recording,
Six Personal Alarms,
Five Tactical Pens!
Four Door Jammers,
Three Stun Guns,
Two Pepper Sprays,
And a top-rated home security system! 🎵

🎵 On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Eight Kubotans Swinging,
Seven Dash Cams Recording,
Six Personal Alarms,
Five Tactical Pens!
Four Door Jammers,
Three Stun Guns,
Two Pepper Sprays,
And a top-rated home security system! 🎵

🎵 On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Nine Window Sensors,
Eight Kubotans Swinging,
Seven Dash Cams Recording,
Six Personal Alarms,
Five Tactical Pens!
Four Door Jammers,
Three Stun Guns,
Two Pepper Sprays,
And a top-rated home security system! 🎵

🎵 On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Ten First Aid Kits,
Nine Window Sensors,
Eight Kubotans Swinging,
Seven Dash Cams Recording,
Six Personal Alarms,
Five Tactical Pens!
Four Door Jammers,
Three Stun Guns,
Two Pepper Sprays,
And a top-rated home security system! 🎵

🎵 On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Eleven Flashlights Flashing,
Ten First Aid Kits,
Nine Window Sensors,
Eight Kubotans Swinging,
Seven Dash Cams Recording,
Six Personal Alarms,
Five Tactical Pens!
Four Door Jammers,
Three Stun Guns,
Two Pepper Sprays,
And a top-rated home security system! 🎵

🎵 On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Twelve CCTV Cameras,
Eleven Flashlights Flashing,
Ten First Aid Kits,
Nine Window Sensors,
Eight Kubotans Swinging,
Seven Dash Cams Recording,
Six Personal Alarms,
Five Tactical Pens!
Four Door Jammers,
Three Stun Guns,
Two Pepper Sprays,
And a top-rated home security system! 🎵

May your holidays be safe, secure, and filled with joy! 🎄🔒

As always, be safe and be prepared.

 

See Also:

• The Gift Bringers You’ll Let Through the Chimney: The Security Paradox of Global Holiday Characters
• How the Grinch Stole Your Security: Lessons in Safety and Self-Defense from Whoville’s Most Infamous Resident
• Frosty the SnowGuard: A Tale of Snowy Security
• Yukon Cornelius: The Frontier-Ready, Multi-Tool Self-Defense Maestro