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How to Use Brazilian Jiu Jitsu Against a Bear

Brazilian Jiu Jitsu Against Bears Wait for the bear to make a move When it attacks, duck and shoot in Take its back It won’t be able to reach you with its short arms Go for a rear-naked choke When the bear passes out, it will fall forward, you did it! Now snap out of […]

The Art of Fighting Without Fighting

An old man was eating lunch at a truck stop when a trio of rough-looking bikers strolled in. As they passed by the old man’s table, the first biker put his cigarette out into the old man’s apple pie. He laughed and grabbed a stool at the counter. The second biker snatched up the old […]